1. All males are giving the Robertson's a run for their money by growing Duck Dynasty beards
2. Hawaiian shirts and Sperry's are extinct and have been replaced by flannels and Timberland's
3. Walking to North Quad is like walking to the North Pole
4. The hipsters of State Street have hibernated until Spring
5. Starbucks at 8am is the new Chipotle at lunch time
6. "Do you want to build a snowman?" becomes the new go-to pick up line at Rick's
7. People may attempt to put skis on their mopeds
8. All the businesses on State Street be like:
9. Girls continue to wear their short black dresses like it's still welcome week, even if they get frostbite
10. Cab drivers become local millionaires
11. Everyone wears the same exact parka and boots everyday like a cartoon character
12. You seriously contemplate investing in a snowmobile
13. The temperature inside house parties increases as the temperature outside decreases
14. Everyone is dripping sweat after they sit down and take their jacket off in class
15. There are so few people in your classes you wonder if the Black Plague went through Michigan
16. Everyone looks like they are on the set of Twilight because they are so pale
17. You awkwardly stare at everyone a little too long trying to figure out if you know them through their hat and scarf
18. People are slipping and falling on ice. Everywhere.
19. The buses are so packed they're like mosh pits, but no one wants to be there
20. Hats are now used for warmth and not just covering up a bad hair day
21. You always think back to Fall and what a great weekend it was
22. You wonder, "Is this going to be forever?"
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